Men, Pants, and Waistlines
I stopped to pick up gas and a lottery ticket this morning at a local Seven Eleven and laughed to myself at the number of potbellied and beer gutted men standing in line. It’s not that they were fat, I could afford to loose a few pounds myself, it’s the fact that every one of them was wearing pants that were obviously too small.
Why are guys convinced that if they can get the top snap, button or hook done, that they still wear that size? We’ve all seen that guy who has a gut flowing over his belt, but below the belt looks like he’s wearing a size 34 waist pair of jeans. Oh yes, and there is also no ass. They put on those pants in the morning and say, “Yup, I still wear the same size I did when I was in high school.”
