Monthly Archives: July 2009

Joseph Is Home

It’s been seven days since my last entry and so much has happened. My life has changed so completely it’s hard to even imagine what it would be like without my kids, even after only this short a period of time. Continue reading

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Marriage and the Concept of Time

When a guy gets married, your time becomes our time. But it’s not really our time, it’s her time. It’s her time to decide what you are going to do, whatever that may be. Continue reading

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My Mom is Five Feet Tall and Thinks She’s Six Feet.

My Mom is Five Feet Tall and Thinks She’s Six Feet. She used to sell Mary Kay. Had one of those pink cars too. She was so proud of that thing and used to come pick me up at school in it. Continue reading

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Car Crapping

Did you ever know a guy who had a car that craps? Continue reading

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Kids

I didn’t have children until I was 43 years old. WHAT WAS I THINKING! That is way too old for a guy to start having kids. Continue reading

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Chores

My wife always gets pissed at me for doing a half assed job on stuff. Continue reading

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Medicine

DEEP THOUGHTS – Medicine 2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. – That potion is snake … Continue reading

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