My Mannogram
My wife is upset because she’s over 40 and has to get a Mammogram.
“What’s the big deal?” I asked.
“OK”, she said. “We’ll stick your balls in vise and see how you like it. We’ll call it a Mannogram!”
I guess they hurt. She’s also been a little testy lately.
Women over here don’t get a mammogram till over 50. But, I have also been reliably informed that they hurt like hell. Akin to having your breast shut in a fridge door I’ve been told. My oh my I sure am looking forward to turning 50!