Latest Bumper Stickers I’ve Seen
Here are some of the latest bumper stickers I’ve seen:
“Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole!”
“Jesus loves you, but he’s not in love with you. You know that, right?
“My kid poops rainbows at Middleton Elementary School”
“What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?”
“No, I’m pretty sure GUNS kill people.”
“What would Obama do?”
More to come…

One of my favorites is:
My kid beat up your honor student.