SPONGE BOB SCORCH PANTS
The New Year has started, “Hello 2010”, and it’s already off to a great start here in the USA with “Sponge Bob Scorch Pants” screwing it up for the airline industry.
I tell you, if I hear one more of my friends say, “We should handle our airport security like the Israelis,” I’m gonna puke!
PEOPLE! Israel is about the size of a strip mall! They have two, count em, two airports with international flights and 10 domestic! WE, on the other hand, have about 350 with regularly scheduled flights and the majority of them will handle some kind of international business. The government database of all the airports in the US is over 14,000.
Unless we as a nation get accustomed to the idea of good old PROFILING, like the Israelis do, we are always going to have a problem. It’s just common sense.
“HEY GOVERNMENT GUYS! ARE YOU LISTENING? WHO THE HELL BUYS A ONE WAY TICKET WITHOUT LUGGAGE TO DETROIT!? THAT SHOULD”VE BEEN YOUR FIRST CLUE!”
I can believe a one way ticket out of Detroit, but TO Detroit?! You’ve gotta be kidding!

You’re so right!
That’s exactly what I told my husband.
Detroit!?