Starting Back Up
I don’t even know where to begin. I’ve committed the Cardinal Sin of bloggers. I stopped blogging for a period of time. I got overwhelmed by life and business. I had a writer’s block, didn’t feel witty or anything and just stopped. I watched as my numbers went down. It’s a death spiral.
“I should write something! Anything!”, I thought. “But what? The kids aren’t funny anymore. (Damn kids) The world is going nuts. ”
Being a news junky I got sucked into everything negative that the media was spewing out. And in the last three months there has been plenty to spew. I’ll start back up again with a joke. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
So, here it goes…
A mother shark was teaching her kids how to get food.
“First”, she said, “You find someone swimming. Then you circle around them a couple of times and then you give them a good bump. Then you circle around again and eat them.”
One of her kids raised his fin and asked, “Why do we circle around and bump them? Why don’t we just eat them right away?”
The mother replied, “They taste better once you get the shit out of em.”
There, no more writer’s block. Until next time.
