Tag Archive: Blogging

Mar 16

Starting Back Up

Starting Back Up

I don’t even know where to begin. I’ve committed the Cardinal Sin of bloggers. I stopped blogging for a period of time. I got overwhelmed by life and business. I had a writer’s block, didn’t feel witty or anything and just stopped. I watched as my numbers went down. It’s a death spiral.

“I should write something! Anything!”, I thought. “But what? The kids aren’t funny anymore. (Damn kids) The world is going nuts. ”

Being a news junky I got sucked into everything negative that the media was spewing out. And in the last three months there has been plenty to spew. I’ll start back up again with a joke. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

So, here it goes…

A mother shark was teaching her kids how to get food.

“First”, she said, “You find someone swimming. Then you circle around them a couple of times and then you give them a good bump. Then you circle around again and eat them.”

One of her kids raised his fin and asked, “Why do we circle around and bump them? Why don’t we just eat them  right away?”

The mother replied, “They taste better once you get the shit out of em.”

There, no more writer’s block. Until next time.

Jul 16

One Year Anniversary

One Year Anniversary

I past the one year mark for my blog. I just realized it the other day when I thought that I should really post something because it had been a while. God!, a whole year.

I don’t even remember why I originally started to blog, it just sort of happened. My first few months were a lot like everyone else. You post like crazy for a period of time, use up all your “Grade A” stuff then abruptly stop for a while because, well, you used up all your “Grade A” stuff. Then you reflect and wonder if you have what it takes to keep going.

At that point I got scared because I really questioned whether or not I could keep going. I started looking at my kids and thinking to myself, “What’s the matter with you guys? Why aren’t you doing anything cute so that I can write.”

A lot of other blogs I frequent started going commercial and posting reviews about products and doing other things to spread out their content. I realized I didn’t want to do that. It just wasn’t what I wanted my blog to be. That, and nobody ever asked me to review anything.  So I can be high and mighty about it. Let’s just see what happens if I ever get approached to review something.

I don’t really care if people review stuff on their blogs. You gotta do what you gotta do. It’s just that so many bloggers are really good writers and I like reading their stuff.

Then there is also the reality that continuous blogging can be a really huge time sucker. Add to that, Twitter, and all of those stupid Facebook apps and games and you really eat up the time.  (What the hell is it about Farmville anyway?)

So, I’m still blogging. My numbers are a lot higher than I ever thought they would be. People keep coming back to read so I guess I don’t stink at it. I guess I’ll keep going.

I just wish my kids were doing more cute stuff.