Tag Archive: Growing Up

Nov 23

My Kids Are Growing Up So Fast

My Kids Are Growing Up So Fast

It’s almost that time.  My last child is getting too old for naps and that special time I had with him, snuggling up in the afternoon is finally going to be gone.  My favorite part of parenting has always been that feeling of a child curling up on my chest or snuggling next to me and then going to sleep.  I don’t know how else to explain it except that it feels  like a perpetual hug.  At the risk of losing my “Man” card, I wish they could stay little for a lot longer.

My kids are growing so fast. The triplets will be seven in January.

Rose is already wearing some of my wife’s old clothes. She wears Shannon’s t-shirts as jammies and some of her old blouses with a belt or something around the waist. She’s starting to look long and beautiful, a real little lady.

Joseph is no longer the Thomas the Tank Engine loving kid he used to be. Now  he’s all about jet airplanes and robotics. I build electronic circuit projects with him and he actually understands what’s going on.

Michael is our little book worm. He reads very well and takes after his mother as far as smarts go. He will be the brainiac of the three.

All of this is cool. It’s amazing to watch them grow and mature. When I first saw it happening in them I comforted myself with, “Well, I still have Matthew for a while longer.”

Now that’s going away too.

He wants to be like his older siblings so badly that he tries to do everything they do. Sometimes he succeeds but mostly it just ends in frustration.  It’s very cute to watch, we comfort him and it all works out. He throws the most tantrums but I understand where it comes from.  And I see in his eyes the understanding he is acquiring about everything around him and he doesn’t want to be little anymore. At four and a half he’s done with baby toys, tricycles, training wheels and will start t-ball sooner than I can imagine.

Regularly, someone I’m talking to will say, “Hey, pretty soon your  littlest one will be going off to Kindergarten and you’ll have all of them in school full time. Wow, you’ll enjoy that!”

I just wish they’d shut up.

 

Mar 18

Helper Hell

HELPER HELL

My wife and I went to the Midwest a while ago to attend the wedding of a friend. What I thought was peculiar were the grocery stores. I tagged along while my wife and her friend picked up little things for the wedding reception and while they did their thing, I did mine. I walked up and down the isles comparing what we have in California and what they had in Illinois.

The most bizarre isle I found almost completely contained “Helper” products. It had Hamburger Helpers, Tuna Helpers, Chicken Helpers, Non-Meat Helpers in every sort of variety you could imagine.

When I was a kid caseroles were the in thing to make for family meals but I had completely forgotten about these products. I know we have them in our stores in California and I probably just programmed myself to ignore them. But this store had an overwhelming amount. My mother used to make them for my family when I was a kid. Mostly the Tuna Helper products. I didn’t even know they still made them! They used to make my brother and I gag!

Every Wednesday my brother would walk in the house and smell it cooking from the kitchen and let out an audible “Oh Jesus! Mom’s making PLOP.”

We called it “Plop” because when you served it, you had to flick the spoon to get it to un-stick from it and land on your plate. It looked like food from an old World War II movie served to GIs at the front.

I thought they were a by product of America in the 70s and had long vanished. What was worse was that the rest of the isle was full of other brands of the Helper variety competing for the same customers. As if one stinking brand wasn’t enough!

What self respecting mother or father would pump all that MSG ladened  processed shit into the digestive tracks of their unsuspecting children and other family members!? Mine did, but that was in the 70s when people still trusted America’s most famous brands to do right by us.

We were soooo naive back then.